Spleef

Ya. Me and some friends made this word up back in 1983 or 1984 in Brockton Massachusetts. A spleef is a marijuana joint. We also at the same time made up the word zabe, which was a term referring to a rolling paper. Making up terms and throwing them into the popular lexicon is like throwing shit against the wall, sometimes it sticks, sometimes not. Spleef stuck.

Two other terms we made up during this time referred to a woman's squishy spots. One was cum dumpster and the other was hog garage.

If we had a zabe we could roll a spleef.

by FatdogTavern March 26, 2022

speefnarkle

When a chick is giving a man head and the man farts in her face while holding her head in place to make sure that she smells the putrid odor.

Michael didn't care for his girlfriend anymore and decided that it would be best to break up. Instead of coming straight out and telling her he decided that a speefnarkle would speak for itself.

by naughty by nature January 19, 2005

speef

noun: a person who steals spoons. Also known as a spoon thief.

T: "OMG I accidently took 16 spoons!"
M: "You speef!"

by SPEEFSUNITED April 27, 2011

Sweef Curtains

Sweaty beef curtains.

I would rather stick my face near a donkey's ass than your ugly sweef curtains.

Her oversized pussy lips got sweaty in the afternoon heat....they were sweef curtains.

by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008

spleef

The process of ejaculating and farting simultaneously (generally used when referring to males); the male version of a queef.

When Jane was blowing Jimmy, he spleefed in her face. She never spoke to him again.

by inajamm June 24, 2009

spleefage

the act of consuming one, or more spleefs (a long skiny well rolled spliff) in one sitting.
spleefage usually is a constant act which takes place over a number of hours in which a vast number of spleefs are consumed.

John: "dude, Tyrone that was crazy spleefage last night"
Tyrone: "dam right honky"

or
after session of spleefage:
John: "get up and get me a glass of water"
10 mins later
Tyrone: "F**k off honky get it yourself"

by james:D November 7, 2007

spweeg

Word often used to describe idiots that just won't fuck off and have all the qualities of a donkey raping shit eater. Mostly used in the area of Rhode Island but is also used nationwide to describe fans of the russian backpack.

Matt: Hey you guys! You're a buttfore!
Guys: What's a buttfore?
Matt: Poooopin! Hahaha
Guys: You're such a spweeg

by Mika Smith June 19, 2008