sparkle stick

on super smash bros brawl: a wand-like object with a star on the end that shoots sparkles when you attack.

"my friend got the sparkle stick on super smash bros brawl and totally pwned me."

"I HAVE THE SPARKLE STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by FieryCupcake July 19, 2009

spurgled

To be sperm burgled. To become intentionally inseminated without the consent or knowledge of the poor bloke involved in the intercourse.

I can't believe that bitch spurgled me, now I'm stuck with this nutter for the next 18...

by Leewrong August 31, 2017

shoujo sparkles

n. pl. light of unknown origin radiating from the forms of female characters in shoujo manga, so as to designate their inherent inner (and possibly outer) beauty. A relative of the Bishounen Tailwind phenomenon, in which pretty, androgynous boys in anime are followed by a constant breeze that causes their hair and/or clothes to ripple at appropriate moments of drama.

Oscar de Jarjayes radiates shoujo sparkles.

by Spritedust May 15, 2004

Sparkletard

A Twilight fan of the hypervigilant variety, devoid of higher thought functions and obsessed with the series, its mythology (or lack thereof), and its romance (again, or lack thereof). They analyze and parse the books as if they were scripture, showing them what it takes to attain true and immortal love. They'll debate the merits of being fucked by a vampire versus being fucked by a werewolf. They'll pay millions of dollars if only to personally gaze upon the (stuffed) codpiece of Edward Cullen. Most frighteningly, they'll bite the head off of anyone who defiles or mocks their beloved book series. They are like Sex and the City fans mated with Star Trek geeks and raised by Juno. In short, they are sparkling retards.

My ex girlfriend started reading the books before we broke up. It caused her to go full sparkletard.

I had to fight through a pack of Sparkletards on their way to Hot Topic. Boy were they loud.

by MrControversy83 February 3, 2010

Captain Sparklez

A YouTuber who makes Gaming videos (mostly Minecraft) which get a large amount of views. He works with many other YouTubers. He makes musical parody's of songs such as "Revenge" a parody of "DJ got us falling in love again" by Usher. And "TNT" a parody of "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz. He is a
Youtube and Machinima partner.

Amazing YouTuber who is great at games.

Boy 1: "Wow, Captain Sparklez is amazing at video games!"

Boy 2: "I know right!"

by ALPHASAMMICH October 17, 2011

heart sparkle

When something is so cute, adorable, lovely, etc. that it just makes you feel all wonderful inside.

"Oh man, the movie Wall-E is so cute! The way Wall-E loves EVE just makes my heart sparkle."

by keehnidea March 28, 2010

german sparkle party

A sparkly party thrown by the modern native inhabitants of Germania. A swaggalicious occurance synonmous with hardcore awesome. Typically correlated with rübber bööts and pärty pänts. However it transcends common knowledge, which dismisses it as basely effeminate. The true magnitude of extreme über gucci swag eminating from these gatherings is beyond the base understanding of the uninitiated.

Is dis de party ja? I like German Sparkle Party.

Wenn es gibt kein Glitzer, es gibt kein Party, ja.
Translation: When there are no sparkles, there is no party, ja.

by DJ$waggaKING June 16, 2013