spanktervision

The depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement. (aka pornography)

I was sitting in my bean bag chair, naked, eating cheetos, watching some good ol' spanktervision, when all of a sudden a giant alligator gave me 25 beer coupuns for $100.

by bjb0mb3rz August 7, 2004

executive spinster

A successful, career-driven woman who refuses to settle for a man who (a) earns less than she does (b) her social circle/family would disprove of, and (c) someone she feels she can't look up to. Years later, she finds that by not compromising, she's in her 40s, single, and turns to artificial insemination as a last-ditch attempt at motherhood.

After vying to make partner at the firm for 16 years, Fran put off starting a family. By the time she made partner, she was 44, her looks had faded, and she was relegated to the role of executive spinster: take out Chinese, Grey's Anatomy, and 6am spin classes.

by Ma Cheese Moe December 5, 2011

shankster

a person who stabs sumbody with a knife.

i'm a pure shankster,homee.

by Pooyt December 22, 2005

sparkster

a dishonest scheme; a fraud

a guy that sparksters old pensioners out of their savings

by t_____t May 22, 2019

aspiring spinster

a 20 something woman who has had her heart broken into a million pieces so she decides not to date anyone. she is content with dying old and alone.

Good luck trying to date her she is an aspiring spinster.

by HannaH Louise September 25, 2011

man-spinster

Sentient, omnipotent-biped. Capable of anything except permanent attachment to any single member of the opposite sex.

At 44 and still a man-spinster, he's a good catch if you can get him to settle down.

by Cripi October 16, 2013

spinster

a woman who is not married, especially a woman who is no longer young and seems unlikely ever to marry.
Note* A woman who never enters marriage contract is so smart.

"Spinster means a woman who can stand independently and doesn't need a man for her life"

by Ebonii March 14, 2008