Spunklet

The one that shouldn't have but made it through the condom. He/she is the person you don't want to be associated with. They don't have a job and spend most of their time in online forums trolling or playing fortnite with pre-teens.

Maybe if you weren't a spunklet you'd be someone useful.

My dad called me a spunklet. I cried.

by Nukkin June 26, 2019

Spunkalash

Going for a wank mid-piss.

Murray found himself going for a spunkalash after waking up dying for a piss with morning wood.

by Sheenalash March 6, 2020

spunkalaylay

When you really looking forward to eating something and someone slaps your hand and you drop it.

Ooh I can't wait to eat this Patty Pie.. Spunkalaylay and the pie falls to the ground.

by Sunshine56 January 5, 2021

Spunker

Gamers who game Spelunky

"Hey man do you play Spelunky?"
"Yeah, I'm a true Spunker"

by 828748732897498327984938274983 February 25, 2022

The spunker

(Spunker) a spunker is someone who refers themselves as a shagger but in fact just masturbates all day

Robbie says he shags all the girls but he’s the spunker.

by Kingrico355 May 2, 2020

spunker

Close friend or confidante, favoured aquaintance.

Dy'a fancy a pint me old spunker ?

by Mark_Desmo April 28, 2008

spinkler

a term somebody uses after being high or getting blood drawn. usually from laughing about a sprinkler for 20 minutes and then mis-pronouncing it.

hahaha look at that spinkler hahaha

by squisheegurl September 4, 2004