Spud

A person of lesser intelligence who often deems feats of numskull, clandestine and neanderthal behaviors are more valuable to the propagation of humanity than common sense. Usually found with shaven heads and brags of "this one time" stories.
Matt always has to flex his forearms and talk about "fisting". What a fucking spud
by Vivimord April 27, 2015
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Spud

A general nickname for anyone who has a tendency to be a bit slow. Usually, this nickname will go to someone by the name of Murphy.

The original Spud was Joe "Spud" Murphy, founder of the Tayto crisp company and inventor of the Cheese and Onion crisp.

The Spud from Trainspotting was also a Murphy.
Oi! Spud! Get over here!
by Snake December 11, 2005
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Spud

A very hot girl. 10/10 beautiful. A rocket
Yo Becky is a spud, imma wreck dat ass
by Spud man April 10, 2015
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spud

1. To catch someone's ball in a four square match before the ball reaches the ground

2. To squirt an unidentified liquid on one's face
Get spudded on

You just got spudded on

Don't worry I hear spud clears up acne

There's spudding everywhere!
by Mighty Kites October 4, 2008
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Spudding

omg Nathalies really spudding with Max
by boc11111 August 9, 2010
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Spud

1. A game played by bros. It occurs usually when one bro is caught unaware with his hand in a fist, and another bro comes along and "spuds" the unaware fist. This is called an unconsented spud and causes the bro in question to lose bro points, and the bro who did the "spudding" to increase bro points.
When the bro has had a significant amount of bro points deducted, he is no longer cool and is deemed a "quigley"

A consented spuds incur no loss of points to either bro, but increase both by a small amount. They have been know to be referred to as "safe" and are usually used when meeting or greeting another bro.
Bro 1: I just spudded that bro into oblivion.
Bro 2: So much so that he's a quigley?
Bro 1: Awww yeah-a
by milesspudmaster. September 2, 2011
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spud

When a turd causes toilet water to splash onto your butthole.
“That turd made a big spud!”
by Big Spudinsky March 13, 2022
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