Sprog flume

noun

Vagina

Daddy, why were you and Mummy making so much noise last night?

Ah don’t you worry Son, Daddy was just having a go on the sprog flume

by Tominator May 21, 2023

drop the sprog

To give birth.

"Wens yer missus due ta drop the sprog?"

by Gezzabel January 29, 2004

bog n' sprog

The act of masturbating whilst having a shit at the same time.

I went into the toilet straight after Patty the other day, all the toilet paper was gone, he must have had a bog n' sprog.

by KinksKPW August 13, 2009

Semen Sprog

Semen Sprog:- The Arch Demon of Semen. Semonically possessed to SPROG everywhere and anywhere. Demonically driven to fill all female orifices with SEMEN.

'Semen Sprog, Semen Sprog. O' for where art thou Semen Sprog?" The lust filled maiden wailed plantively, as she called out to the nether world to have her deepest, darkest desires fulfilled by the demon of semen.

by ulrich the great July 13, 2018

monkey sprog

colloquial term for any of the liquid agents used in motor repairs- grease, oil, hand cleaner etc.

ahh shit I got this black monkey sprog all over my hands, better go use the white stuff to get it off before i get the monkey sprog on my clothes.

by Benny! April 20, 2004

spirograph

A drawing toy from the 60's that uses many different sizes of gear~like shapes put into larger circles & you draw incredible, fantastic geometric designs.

The spirograph was a favorite of many children in the 60's. Amazing designs can be created with it!

by Starchylde May 21, 2016

spoogebag

A female, girlfriend, or anybody who takes semen squirted into their body

That's my new spoogebag over there

by Dr spooge May 30, 2018