Megaman Sprite Comic

A webcomic by brotoad. Notable for being the first comic to use actual megaman sprites from the actual megaman video games

It features characters such as:

megaman, a prick-hating robot conceived by dr dad, notable for his catchphrase of "what"
zero, megamans brother who frequently plays b ball and eats b ball pasta
dr dad, megamans and zeros dad you idiot
dogmobile, megamans trusty dog companion, notable for always saying "BARFK BARFK"
uncle proton, megamans uncle who hates the ozone
roll, megamans girlfriend and sister
quickman, a prick

And many more..

Also turned into a game, Megaman Sprite Game, notable for being the first game using actual megaman sprites from the actual megaman computer games.They're all great

Guy 1: Hey man did you see Vinny's stream on the Megaman Sprite Comic yesterday?
Guy 2: Hell yeah

Guy 3: Hey what's the best webcomic
Guy 4: The Megaman Sprite Comic duh
Guy 3: Haha you answered wrong the answer is insert overrated webcomic here
Guy 4: HowDareYouSayThatInMyFaceIWillMurderYouAndDrinkYourBloodLikeDogmobileDrinksToadmansBloodYouPrick

by ThatOneAndOnlyKappa November 30, 2016

cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)

That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !

by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016

Sprinted

The act of a business terminating service to a customer, unlike traditional service terminations for non-payment, being Sprinted usually is more due to a customer being high maintenance and/or expectation.

He just got sprinted by his bank since he protested the monthly fees in his account a few months in a row.

by Piranha August 5, 2007

Scrift

To Create,Sketch or Craft something

I Scrift a Book

by Scrift August 6, 2011

Want a sprite cranberry?

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.

i.e Hey do you want a sprite cranberry?

by Old Memes December 4, 2018

sprinternet

The mobile internet used on sprint customers phones, know for its slow loading times and overall suckishness.

"Dude why is it taking you forever to do a google search" , " i have sprinternet" " dam that sucks"

by raymaas August 17, 2009

Spritzowicz

The joining of two people a Spritz and a Michalowicz in marriage to make a Spritzowicz.
Selena will you marry me and make me the happiest man in the world and we will always be the Spritzowicz

Spritzowicz

by ztirpsri January 11, 2009