And on the 8th day, God decided that Adam and Eve needed a multipurpose silverware item. Thus, the spork, a combination of the prongede wrath of the fork and the carrying capacity of the spoon. Sporks are thought to be the most holiest of silverware. They are the only ones possible of freeing us from the evil clutches of the finger foods. There only weakness is that they can't stay outside after 12:00 on the night of the summer solstice.
by Spork April 16, 2005
Get the sporkmug. spork:a combination of a spoon and a fork
sporked: to be jabbed or prodded with one or more sporks
sporker: one who uses a spork for pleasure alone or for humourous reasons within a group.
sporking: a game involving a group of people with sporks who chase after fat kids, saying they will eat them.
sporkage: someone who has just been sporked by a group of rowdy sporkers.
sporkness: to resemble a spork
sporkification, sporkified: process and product of morphing into a spork
sporked: to be jabbed or prodded with one or more sporks
sporker: one who uses a spork for pleasure alone or for humourous reasons within a group.
sporking: a game involving a group of people with sporks who chase after fat kids, saying they will eat them.
sporkage: someone who has just been sporked by a group of rowdy sporkers.
sporkness: to resemble a spork
sporkification, sporkified: process and product of morphing into a spork
by 4dimensional March 19, 2004
Get the sporkmug. Jane laid as little spoon and John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.
"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.
"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.
by TruestScotsman January 27, 2011
Get the to sporkmug. 1) one or more spork.
2)weapon of mass distruction used in the middle east.
3)warning beakon to aliens (primarily named abokido)
4)god
5)NOT A UTENSIL
6)projectile
2)weapon of mass distruction used in the middle east.
3)warning beakon to aliens (primarily named abokido)
4)god
5)NOT A UTENSIL
6)projectile
1) i have 453 sporks.
2) no, we have not found the sporks in afghanistan yet.
3) look abokido, they have giant sporks, they're ok by me!
4) oh almighty sporks, tell me what to do.
5) take these sporks in your eyes!!!
2) no, we have not found the sporks in afghanistan yet.
3) look abokido, they have giant sporks, they're ok by me!
4) oh almighty sporks, tell me what to do.
5) take these sporks in your eyes!!!
by wild_wolf_cub November 8, 2003
Get the sporksmug. 1.) the act of spooning while your erect penis is inserted. This involves no motion, just a one simple thrust and you are sporking.
2.) a laying down hug with a motionless inserted penis.
3.) spooning with a fully inserted erection.
2.) a laying down hug with a motionless inserted penis.
3.) spooning with a fully inserted erection.
I had a raging hard on but she didn't feel like boning...so I put it in and we just laid there and sporked.
by I am the Squid December 12, 2010
Get the Sporkmug. that fucker is sporking everyone
by Joe fourpack October 20, 2008
Get the sporkingmug. The act of sticking plastic forks (points down) into a yard. It is a relatively harmless prank that occurs during the darkness of the night. Oftentimes the forks will be arranged into a pattern or used to write out a phrase or word, but random placement will also occur.
by scoreJ6 June 22, 2007
Get the sporkedmug.