spoonerism

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.

Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Spoonetrate

When a male and female are lying in the spooning position with the male behind the female with the male's penis inserted into the female's vagina or anus.

Female: "I said we could spoon, not spoonetrate!"
Male: "come on baby, it just slipped in"

by Bullshittt October 28, 2010

Spoony Girl

A female who has no intention of being dtf and all they want to do is cuddle and tease you

Bro #1: bro when she came over to watch netflix we actually jus watched netflix
Bro #2: yo shes a total spoony girl

by Shane.snyder June 16, 2015

spoonetics

the study and practice of spooning and its mechanical properties as well as its values in the past , present and future..tp be actively spooning and constantly improving spoon tactics, techniques and positions..

When princess Witherspoon and i were spooning in the early morning, she constantly complained and twitched about, too and fro...I told her that she needed some spoonetics 101... She saw no need or room for improvement and thats why im not prince Witherspoon

by Cap'n LeRoy Strongbone August 15, 2017

Spoonerite

Someone who looks like they’d commit a sexual crime.
Characterized by jet black, oily hair.
Usually have bad posture.

“That guy’s a real spoonerite.”

by SpooneriteNation October 30, 2023

Knifey Spoony

A game Australian in origin. Two opponents challenge each other to a comparison of knife blades, to determine who has the greater knife. When knives are to be produced, one player actually produces a spoon. If the opposing player correctly identifies it as a spoon, she/he wins the match.

"THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife; that's a spoon."
"All right, you win. I can see you've played Knifey Spoony before!"

by J. Stephen September 1, 2009

spoonerism

A humourous phrase where the first letters of 2 parts are reversed. Named after Rev. Spooner.

"This way Madam, and I'll sew you to your sheets" (= show you to your seats).

by zimman August 28, 2005