spooner

1. Somebody who says or does something so stupid and or retarded that they could be mistaken for someone who needs to be "spoon" fed, i.e a mentally handicapped person

Josh: "hey guys!?"

Dan & Mole: "what a spooner!"

by Mole(Flea100) January 15, 2007

Spooner

Code for an extremely good-looking man.

"Oh my god, check it out; there's a spooner right behind you..."

by Nan Bread March 08, 2006

spooner

in football/soccer when the player skies the ball ridiculously high over the bar

open goal and he's skied it! what a spooner!
spooner! spooner!

by devilboy December 23, 2005

the spooner

when you pop out your girlfriends glass eye with a rusty spoon and fuck her scull through her eye socket

dont lip off to me bitch or i"ll give you that spooner!!!

by ugly food that stinks May 16, 2003

spooners

josh and vinny (see spooning)

I think Josh and Vinny are a couple of spooners.

by concernedmom December 06, 2004

spoonerism

When you switch the first 2 letters of 2 words around to form a new phrase.

Here's a spoonerism:

Cloudy hit.

by I ain't tellin' you NoTHIN!!! September 15, 2006

spooner

an evil girl/woman who loves to prey on men; similar to an incubus. they love drama and the color green. Spooners are usually found at coffee shops in skimpy shorts, where you can see fat globbing out, and belly shirts. beware the spooner.

dude 1: "OMG!! Do you see that spooner?"

dude 2: " Yeah, she comes by here all the time. Just shield your eyes."

by Steezy Joe June 12, 2008