Spoon

How do you not know what a spoon is? dummy.

"Whats a spoon?"

"shut up"

by hAYes yEEt February 22, 2019

Spoon

A retarded person.

One of the spoons he was taking care of put his head through the television.

by playsthecat July 26, 2020

Spoon

A Canadian yokel strange in appearance and demeanour. Although more often spotted in rural parts of Canada, known sightings are quite common in urban areas as well.

example 1.
Jim: Did you wheel any brauds on the campground?
Steve: No man, these chicks all look like a bunch of spoons.

example 2.
Spoon: Hey you fellas wanna come over for some warm cider and fish sticks after church?

by DanTheMan77 August 20, 2013

Spoon

An eating utensil. What is the fucking point in making it sex slang?

I KAN eat WIV a SPOON LOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Michael November 11, 2003

Spoon

what your friends do at 5 in the morning when they are incredibly drunk

dude pj, wanna spoon with me

by Jordan January 04, 2004

Spoon

A person that enjoys stirring the pot and causing drama between other people.

To be a shit stirrer

“I heard that Caitlin said she hated you because you were a stuck up bitch.”
“Storm, stop being such a spoon! She didn’t say that.”

by Queerdo123 December 10, 2017

Spoon

(n.) Refers to the act of being a mentally disabled, stupid, and/or silly cunt.

You're smoking your cigarette from the filter, you fucking spoon!

You are such a stupid sooon! You forgot the lighter, again.

by Bert Igermann August 03, 2018