post cum; after spooge

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.

The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.

by Ernie September 29, 2004

spooge launcher

A penis capable of an emphatic discharge, either by velocity, distance or both.

I made a real mess with my spooge launcher last night. I still haven't found all of it yet.

by wild chewbacca September 12, 2011

Spoogins

Can be simplified to Spoogin and the plural is Spoogi. This is a meaningful yet meaningless noun, verb and adjective.

Can I have a plate of your finest spoogins
She has a nice pair of spoogins
I spooged in the shower
He’s such a spoogin
Look at that bunch of melts, what spoogi

by LosHombres June 26, 2019

spooge chaser

Someone who drinks seminal fluids that have been excreted into an anal or vaginal cavity.

She spooge chased his leftovers.

by tinker bell April 14, 2004

Spoogin Williams

See "Throbin Williams"

When thinking of Robin Williams during a romantic situation in hopes of suppressing the penis but coming to a homosexual revelation when the erection worsens to the point of ejaculation.

"Oh god, I have a Throbin Williams. Uh oh, Spoogin Williams!"

by CatTheBitch March 4, 2009

Spooge

Another term used to describe cum.

I was in school and this hot girl bent over and I fucking spooged in my pants!

by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Spooge Gopher

A mess of hair and cum that accumulates in your plughole, after weeks of wanking in the shower.

That spooge gopher in the bathroom actually crawled out and asked me to comment on the duality of man this morning. Clean your bath, man!

by Chiefwiddler2 June 9, 2009