spongecunt

A person so unpleasant their mere presence causes nausea.

That guy is a total spongecunt

by Zoton February 12, 2004

Spongealecks

(Spu-nj A-lecks); n. An unintelligent human being who is incapable of detecting sarcasm and is, thus, forced to take every statement seriously while being unable to properly rebuttal.

My goodness, did you hear Jeffrey try to argue with the teacher? What a Spongealecks.

by Miracle Gravy February 8, 2009

Spongeknob squarenuts

A very sexy porno including sponge knob and cheeks

yo dude did you watch Spongeknob squarenuts yet
-Dude I jacked to that shit all night the plot was amazing

by GemThrive June 15, 2018

spongmonkey

They like tha moon!

"We like tha moon!"

by face March 19, 2004

spongemonkey

those scarry ass things on the quizno's comercial

'we love quiznos subs, because they're toasted' and other crazy random shits like that

by allievmarie February 13, 2004

spongemonkey

those crazy- ass weirdos that have bulging eyes and mouths that move even when the thing isn't talking. they have a voice worse than LaToya jackson. They have out of tune guitars and funky clothing. I love em.

"we love the suuubbbbsss....subs are a doooooollllllaaaarrrr off....." you know, does a dollar really matter for buying a freakin' sandwich? i dont think so. Screw the cupons. long live the spongemonkies.

by the real slim shady April 26, 2004

Aste spoodgemante

Giving a guy a BJ (blowjob)while using your hand to help things along, right as he is about to blow his wad use your thumb to partially cover the opening (creating the effect one would on a garden hose). If done correctly and after some practice you can aim for different areas of the face; eye, nose, mouth. I recommend eye. Kick him in the shin and you have the angry pirate affect.

"Watch out for Helen, I heard she likes Aste Spoodgemante."

by Dabether May 15, 2006