Spongebag

what you feel like when your girlfriend decides to leave you for two months and you no longer have anyone to watch the iconic television show SpongeBob SquarePants with.

Girlfriend: “Baby I wanna drink tea and watch spongebob and let you play with my hair rn.”
You: “I know baby, I’m feeling like a real Spongebag rn.”

by TeaSpillingSpongebag July 22, 2019

Spongebabies

Ask the dumb boy who made it

Still they are right idiots

We are faves

Spongebabies are good

by Sonnysbagel November 17, 2019

Spongebrat

One sexy motherfucker

This Spongebrat right here

by SusMF February 17, 2021

chode sponger

Guy who washes dicks for fun. No payment necessary. Often for sick, creepy enjoyment or pleasure. A real pervert. Common among local area sports anchors.

That sharply dressed jerk off is a real chode sponger.

by Mick V July 31, 2016

spongecake

a anoying kid who rages at fortnite

this spongecake is anoying

by boog yt October 17, 2018

Sponger

A big, or large penis. Having been graced in the dick region. Often referred to being able to consume large amounts of water with the dick.

-You're a Sponger!!

-Damn right, Ill soak up this whole ocean with my big ol' dick!

by Neked February 20, 2013

jewish spongebath

to put your cock into someones nose and shoot your jesus juice deep enough in the nose that the creame comes out there eyes so tat they seem to cry jizz

mr. major gave us a test so caleb was like "GO TO WANG'S" and gave him a jewish spongebath.

by porch monkeys for life November 28, 2009