spock five

noun. A high five using Star Trek "Vulcan Salute" between two awesome people.

Person 1: Wow did you see those two, they just spock fived

Person 2: Gosh they are cool i wish i could be them!

by cnbear99 October 8, 2009

Spockmate

Victory condition for an argument where only one participant cares about the point being debated.

"...so you see, Scotty's affectation of a Scottish accent in the original Star Trek is a reference to the dominance of the Scottish shipbuilding industry in the 19th century."

"Fine! Yes! You win! You have me spockmated! Stop talking!"

by Logan Hawkes May 1, 2006

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.

During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"

by thesquidge July 19, 2009

spokeshole

Term popularized on L.A.'s John and Ken radio show for a b.s. artist hired by politicos to push the party line.

Congressman Snordle could not be reached regarding HB257 but his spokeshole issued a statement that he cares about this issue.

by Dennis Phinney February 22, 2006

spelk

A splinter: origin: North East.

i.e Sunderland/Newcastle/Middlesborough
Mackem Geordie Smog Monster

The young lad had been working on his Tree HOuse and got a spelk in his thumb.

by SAFC May 17, 2007

Spokker Jones

1.Writer for SomethingAwful
2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.

Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"

by Ein September 26, 2004

Spocklet

I piece of Java-script Code placed within a Browser Bookmark, normally designed to run in Firefox, Chrome, or Safari. The Spocklet is launched to load game management Scripts, to assist in the tediousness of playing the Game Mafia Wars.

The Repeat Job Spocklet was used to help get through all the clicking necessary in Destination Vegas.

The Link-a-Nator Spocklet is a great tool to help generate gifting links.

by Pistol Pete of Spockholm April 12, 2011