conversational splooging

1. To prank an IM buddy by saying you came all over their conversation window when it popped up.

2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.

Adam: Hey Bryan what was the homework in Physics?
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.

by Derek and Bryan February 15, 2007

Sploogie

Semen that seeps out of the head of the penis after ejaculation into ones underpants.

Damn, I have damp sploogie all inside my underwear!

by Hexaba November 16, 2004

spongebob sploogepants

1: A creepy dude with jaundice who has stains on his pants

Judging by those pants stains I'd say that Rick is a total spongebob sploogepants.

by Chaz Spiegel February 9, 2008

Sploogie Poindexter

a male masterbator; usually a computer geek that is addicted to porn sites.

The IT guy is such a Sploogie Poindexter that his thumb and forefinger are constantly slick.

by David December 2, 2003

Spooging

When something is oozing or overflowing out of somwhere.

"My boob was spooging out of my bra."

by whatevas September 25, 2009

Sploogicant

Sperm used as a lubricant

In order to get the bitch off I had to call in the heavy artillery. Thankfully I had already greased that ass with a heavy dose of sploogicant.

by iam2eeyore November 10, 2009

spooginer

noun (spoo-gin-er): a girl with the potential to get spooge inside of her. variant- spoogilicious

She's totally a spooginer. She's not really good looking, but I don't know why everyone, including myself still wants to tag that shit.

by Brian F from Tampa May 7, 2007