spatoon

a girl everyone has hade there turn sleeping with and ejaculating into

hey spatoon, who was it this time.

that girl is a real spatoon.

by Britt McDonelly October 17, 2006

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Splatoonsexual

Joke/Fake sexuality

A person who is romantically/sexually attracted to characters from the Splatoon franchise or original characters from the Splatoon universe.

Person 1: i think the Squid Sisters are kinda hot, i bought all their merch, i even took out a loan.

Person 2: Dude you're either Splatoonsexual or just weird

by NotLucaTheGhost April 21, 2022

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the splatoon 1 losing music

The worst thing to have ever been crafted by mankind.

Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I lost in Splatoon 1 and heard the splatoon 1 losing music, and now I want to game-end myself.
Person 2: *listens to the song* Yo, that's kinda banging

by ISimpForOxygen September 29, 2022

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Spittooning

The act or acts of spitting your saliva into a spittoon to avoid ingesting saliva calories.

I should never of had that Werther's. I'm going to be spittooning for hours.

by T to the I to the M July 15, 2011

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Splatoon 2

THE BEST GAME EVER! I didn't know what splatoon was at first, but when I played it I couldn't stop! Seriously, don't judge before you play. The music is sick too!

Splatoon 2 is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kiss My Ass 1337 November 28, 2020

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Marie (Splatoon Idol)

A beautiful idol who is a part of the best idol group, the Squid Sisters- with a rare, yet radiant smile. When she smiles, it is genuine. The benefits of her smiling include that of her smile being less scary than most inklings as her teeth are less protruding and are smaller. She’s got milk white tentacles and sparkling gold eyes. Marie is everything that an idol should be and sets the highest standard for that.

Marie (Splatoon Idol) is absolutely beautiful. Her kimono looks elegant on her in Splatoon 2’s Hero Mode.

by marieism September 27, 2021

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