SPERMSPONGE

a slut who lets every guy cum in her, or she swallows every cum shot, and never says no.

Ann won't make a good girlfriend because she is a spermsponge, and everyone knows it!

by chino cochino August 29, 2006

Sperms perm

The act of dispensing a hot load in a woman's hair after receiving a blow job then it drying in their hair.

I blow my load last night after my girl gave me head. I didn't know where it went till this morning when my girl had a sperms perm.

by Tonlik65 October 16, 2013

Spermologer

a person who collects trivia or who is obsessed with current news and gossip.

Johnny is an eclectic spermologer.

by Nav bor August 22, 2021

spermsuckingfudgepacker

also known as a Total McKenzie.

Man that Robx is a spermsuckingfudgepacker. He loves the manlove.

by callin' robster a twat October 8, 2004

Spermashake

1. Spermashake (n) Similar to male semen. Of a white creamy or liquid consistency.

2. Spermashake (a) Releasing sperm or spermashake during coitus.

"Man, I have enough spermashake to go another five rounds with this chicky babe."

"Hey Jack"! 'Yeah dude"? "I just spermashaked all over the face and tits of this broad"!

by Jason J. a.k.a. Fiver October 4, 2011

Spermscreen

The term used to describe the similar texture of sperm being related to a bottle of sunscreen therefore using it as a practical joke by filling a bottle of sunscreen with sperm and handing it to another.

Person one: Dude! Bill was such a dipshit to me yesterday!
Person two: Yeah dude! I know what you mean, he was a dipshit to me too!
Person one: Dude, we should totally get back at him, want to give him some spermscreen?
Person two: Yeah! Haha!

by WhatsherfaceBBQ July 14, 2009

spermiscuous

The way girls are so attention craved, that they actively seek out sexual encounters with men, promiscuously.
Characterized by or involving indiscriminate mingling or association, esp. having sexual relations with a number of men on a casual basis.

I received a call from a spermiscuous woman who I know had a boyfriend.

by Ziggy and Suaver April 4, 2009