Spermman

Spermman
Spermman
Does whatever a sperm can

Eats a dick, any size
Catches cum just like flies.
Look out!

Here comes the spermman.

Is he thick?
Listen bud
He’s got radioactive nuts
Can he suck lots of nuts?
Yes and he’ll give you head
Hey there
There goes the spermman

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Theres a streak of white
He cums just in time

Spermman
Spermman
Kinky neighbourhood, spermman
Dick and balls
He wanks off
Pleasure is his reward
To him
Life’s sucking lots of nuts
Wherever there’s a dildo
You’ll find the spermman

“Spermman was eating dicks again”

by HOLY_SPIRIT_IB December 20, 2021

sperm bank

A woman of loose morals, who engages in promiscuous sexual activity.

Oh man...Lucy is your sister-in-law? That chick is a walking sperm bank!

by antraeindubh March 31, 2004

Sperman

One of the many potential outcome languages resulting from taking multiple foreign language classes simultaneously.

I forgot whether I was in my Spanish 1 class or my German 1 class, so I ended up translating "Where is the dog?" to "¿Dónde está der Hund". I'd be getting an A in Sperman right now.

by RequiemCube July 16, 2010

sperm bank

a females vagina

i made a deposit in her sperm bank.

by sweather catcher August 11, 2010

Personal Sperm Bank

Any person, male or female, gay or straight, who allows men to cum inside them without properly cleaning between sexual encounters. This allows for more than one person's sperm to be inside them at the same time.

"I screwed that blonde chic last night but her pussy felt all wet and sloppy."
"That's cuz I fucked her just before you did and she still had my cum inside her when you tapped it. Dude, you were fucking a personal sperm bank!"

by CrazyJay November 22, 2009

spermback

when you blow your load on to a girls back

As you’re about to cum you pull out and spermback your ejaculate all over the person’s backside

by SMWJLA Partnerships October 20, 2007

walking talking sperm bank

A person who gives a lot of oral pleasure. See also cum dumpster.

She sucks so much cock that she's a walking talking sperm bank

by KingofSpain357 May 13, 2005