Spanish meat plate

When a woman lays down on her back with her crotch in the air and all the boys lay their chorizo sausages on the plate that the woman makes with her private parts

Man after we came back to the condo, that chick Andrew brought back was so drunk she let us give her a Spanish meat plate

by Big boy chorizo February 4, 2017

fuh'spensive

a modernized English contraction effectively combining the words "fucking" and "expensive"; from the dialectical Norwegian root fukka (meaning: to copulate) and the English verb spend; primarily used as an avenue to intensify the perceived value of an already overvalued person, place or thing. mostly used by those too lazy to verbalize both words.

I care deeply about Karen, heck, I've known her since high school...but holy hell, those Manolos are far too fuh'spensive for her very middle-of-the-road income.

by tjc77 October 6, 2010

Spheniscidae

(Noun) Sven-iss-id-ay
The penguin family.

Adjective: Spheniscidine Sven-iss-id-een

Twitcher1: I say old chap, that's a strange looking bird, do you think it belongs to the Spheniscidae?

Twitcher2: No my good man, that is a great auk. An uncommonly fine specimen it is too. Very spheniscidine I do agree.

by Charles K Darwin April 6, 2008

spanish moss

An often disputed strain of weed characterized by its fruity taste, cheap price, and dogshit appearance.

Oi have a toke of the spanish moss you druggo.

by Chrylix September 5, 2018

splenis

A splinter in one's penis.

Anthony: "Sir, can you help me? I have a splenis!"
Matt: "What the hell is a splenis?"
Anthony: "It's a splinter... in my penis."
Matt: "DAMN SON"

by sp53 January 6, 2009

Spanish coffee

When your maid shits on your chest.

Lupita came over today to clean house but one thing led to another and she ended uo serving me Spanish Coffee.

by Rosalinda the dirty hooker June 8, 2018

old spanish

a drink. one part red wine, one part tonic water, served with olives

cooter burger was pouring himself an old spanish as jack donaghy walked into his office

by scissorscapo October 18, 2012