Speager 

A small, furry animal with red ears and a tail with spikes on the end that shoot venom and attack things like humans and pull them into the water. Also known to spin webs and shoot lasers from eyes. Extrememly dangerous.

The wild Speagers of the areas surrounding the University of Western Ontario.

Speager by Dr. Sherman Lipton, PhD, Biological Sciences and Awesomeness January 24, 2007

speeter 

the spattering of pee, esp. off a solid surface such as the back of a porcelain urinal

He sauntered nonchalantly from the mens room, casually holding a glass of beer in front of his crotch to conceal the fact that he had speetered all over his khakis.

speeter by Mars Redwyne April 12, 2007

sleeget 

The word that people accidentally use when they text someone but they really mean to say sleep.

Plenty time to sleeget

sleeget by Gutter53 June 8, 2017

Seeger

Seeger is a very funny person. He gets the most girls, and laughs. He has a scrubby look to him, but he always rocks it!

Wow I love Seeger so much! I will never leave him!

Seeger by XxGilly November 2, 2020

Piggyback speeder 

This is the person who drives somewhat close behind someone else who is speeding so that the first person will hopefully get the ticket, but the second person can still speed.

I had to make it home really fast yesterday, so I became a piggyback speeder behind this guy in a Corvette.

Piggyback speeder by YourMom24981 June 15, 2009

eddy spedgetti 

a retard with spasms

im eddy spedgetti

eddy spedgetti by Waluigiboi February 7, 2019

speeder maid 

Like a meter-maid, except operates a speed trap and issues speeding tickets instead of parking tickets. Most often seen hiding behind photo-radar equipment.

There's a speeder maid set up on the off ramp today, watch out!

speeder maid by CanukJim September 27, 2005