Speared

A person who has been injured, slaughtered, or maimed by a long shafted weapon with a pointy blade at its tip is said to have been Speared.

Not only black people can be Speared, but white, yellow, and red people too.

Mel Gibson deliberately waited until the family reunion dinner to tell his story about how he Speared one of his acting buddies by accident in the gut and how chunky white puke came out from her punctured duodenum and out the gash in the abdomen. They had to call the ecnalubma.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

speared

when a man with a needle dick, sticks it in the urethra of a fatass fagmuffin

jack speared with his morbidly obese and equally faggity gym teacher

by bipolarbear35 January 20, 2008

spear

when someone is sleeping and you cum into their ear.

When Jonny is asleep somebody should spear him.

by Spear Yourself August 19, 2006

speared

when running with a erection and bumping into someone

When i was running last night i bumped into a girl and speared a her

by the joke guys April 20, 2016

Spear

The ultimate move of moves, Like a tackle but 100 billion % Better!!!!!! This move can solve world hunger,
Also the most holiest moves of Woot
As used by Ringo, Sir Crips and him( Yeahyou know who.. that dude with the Face), Sir Calum of The Brotherhood of the Woot

spear em all spear em all

by Ringo March 06, 2005

Spearing

to insert 1 man's penis into another man's anus

tim saw gav and ben spearing

by chaber October 15, 2006

spear of destiny

Spliffs rolled with normal sized rizlas, rather than kingsize. Their small size and pointy roach end makes them look like minature spears, and obviously it is your destiny to blaze them up. Smoking them will unlock the secrets of your destiny, but you'll forget in the morning because you were so stoned.

Coconut Head rolled this spear of destiny for us. Its small but it'll get you crazy stoned squire.

by Digweed Academy May 19, 2009