Spall Bag

Someone who is a complete cunt that you want to call out for being such, but you don't want to attract the unwanted attention of others around who may not be so accepting of naughty language.

*One office collogue to another*
"You know, that Michael guy they hired last month is kind of a spall bag"a

by Big Black Jack 77 June 9, 2023

spagliatelle

Spagliatelle is type of pasta which resembles the form of both tagliatelle and spaghetti. It is often associated with spangles and other such smagglerisms (see spangled).

What's your favourite kind of pasta?

Spagliatelle, mate.

by DJCutSlut November 19, 2010

spaulding

term used to describe abandoned drinks at a party or bar. the name comes from the Spaulding Smails character in the film "Caddyshack" who cruises around the country club drinking people's leftovers. First used in Natick, MA in the year 1992.

Nick didn't pay for a drink all night because he found so many spauldings around the bar!

He was so drunk at the Red Sox game because he stumbled across a bunch of spauldings.

by Sir Citrus June 30, 2008

Timothy Spall

Brilliant actor as seen in "Vacuuming Completely Nude In Paradise"

Sell, sell, fucking sell!!!

by Adrian Harding September 30, 2004

spalker

A car that follows you in the parking lot hoping to get your space. Most usually at Wal-Mart, but also happens at upper class joints.

Him: Don't look back, man - we've got a spalker behind us!

Her: Shut up and take these bags so I can get the keys out of my purse.

by JRob August 22, 2005

Spaldy

Adjective, Use to describe modified cars that are done really badly. Usually on tiny cars, small engines, big stereos. Usually Micra's or Punto's.

Can also be tagged onto badly accessorised people.

Jesus look at the state of that car! It's spaldy! Dopey Bastard!

by Adam Fogarty August 16, 2006

Spal

Spal is Karl's cousin who is better than him at everything and is generally considered a "good" version of Karl

"Wow is that Spal I heard he is way better than Karl."

by SpaloniusRex April 27, 2022