n. pl. light of unknown origin radiating from the forms of female characters in shoujo manga, so as to designate their inherent inner (and possibly outer) beauty. A relative of the Bishounen Tailwind phenomenon, in which pretty, androgynous boys in anime are followed by a constant breeze that causes their hair and/or clothes to ripple at appropriate moments of drama.
by Spritedust May 15, 2004
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My ex girlfriend started reading the books before we broke up. It caused her to go full sparkletard.
I had to fight through a pack of Sparkletards on their way to Hot Topic. Boy were they loud.
I had to fight through a pack of Sparkletards on their way to Hot Topic. Boy were they loud.
by MrControversy83 February 3, 2010
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A YouTuber who makes Gaming videos (mostly Minecraft) which get a large amount of views. He works with many other YouTubers. He makes musical parody's of songs such as "Revenge" a parody of "DJ got us falling in love again" by Usher. And "TNT" a parody of "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz. He is a
Youtube and Machinima partner.
Youtube and Machinima partner.
Amazing YouTuber who is great at games.
Boy 1: "Wow, Captain Sparklez is amazing at video games!"
Boy 2: "I know right!"
Boy 1: "Wow, Captain Sparklez is amazing at video games!"
Boy 2: "I know right!"
by ALPHASAMMICH October 17, 2011
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Get the heart sparkle mug.A sparkly party thrown by the modern native inhabitants of Germania. A swaggalicious occurance synonmous with hardcore awesome. Typically correlated with rübber bööts and pärty pänts. However it transcends common knowledge, which dismisses it as basely effeminate. The true magnitude of extreme über gucci swag eminating from these gatherings is beyond the base understanding of the uninitiated.
Is dis de party ja? I like German Sparkle Party.
Wenn es gibt kein Glitzer, es gibt kein Party, ja.
Translation: When there are no sparkles, there is no party, ja.
Wenn es gibt kein Glitzer, es gibt kein Party, ja.
Translation: When there are no sparkles, there is no party, ja.
by DJ$waggaKING June 16, 2013
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by towbei October 26, 2019
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Bad Sparkle: "I have killer eyes. And I WILL use them. I also fear scarves. And I'm going to be an attorney. I'm dominant. GET OUT OF MY WAY."
by Neralich the ANTI-HERO September 21, 2009
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