YouTube Spanner

Someone who grows up in the era of YouTube and doesn't have an attention span longer than three minutes of a unicorn getting its organs removed.

Me:Hey Andrew do you wanna go see No Country For Old Men it won like 50 oscars.
Andrew:No man that movies too long i have to sit here and watch 5 minute movies of a guy playing a double fretted guitar for 13 and a half hours.
Me: You Are a fucking YouTube spanner

by JEWROFOSHO October 18, 2008

Jam spanner

Noun, description of penis erect.

I used my jam spanner on her, sweet!

by my cat snores too much January 13, 2010

Spanner Rash

"Spanner rash" is a UK term given to the cuts, bruises, blisters and other wounds you can get from working on the insides of a car, (a spanner is an English word for a wrench).

A mechanic would usually get spanner rash.

Changing the exhaust gave me terrible spanner rash.

by Ultim@te ED February 27, 2008

cock spanner

A person that uses their genitals as a source of income!
The bread winner of the house (also a porn star) is known as a cock-spanner!

That Ron Jeremy (the famous pornstar) is a real Cock spanner!!

by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

Spanner

Given to an attractive girl.

That chick in the office is a spanner, cos every time she passes by she makes my nuts tighten.

by Diehard66 July 26, 2018

Spanner

Spanner wrench - a special wrench used in the fire service to assist in decoupling fire hoses.

Yo.. Rookie.. get the spanner off the engine.

by Craig October 21, 2003

spanner

(UK) spastic; person of mental retardation, Down's Syndrome, etc.

"You're such a spanner!"

by - August 4, 2002