A male who gropes the females "ass" and "tits" when there is absolutely no relationship whatsoever. The male does so, however, in order to show off to an audience who, typically, couldn't give a lesser shit whether he is defiling a vulnerable female or not.
That "Creepass-Stalkophile" better get their hands off my friend or I'm coming over and whooping his nasty little shit covered ass.
by Majestic Flow December 5, 2016
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SON: Don't come in Mum, I'm trying to meet Weird Al Spankovich.
MUM: Are you fucking wanking in that bathroom again?
SON: Maybe. (Ughhhhhgggh.)
MUM: Well hurry the fuck up, I need to shit as well and your Dad's downstairs fucking your sister in the other toilet.
SON: What?
MUM: What?
MUM: Are you fucking wanking in that bathroom again?
SON: Maybe. (Ughhhhhgggh.)
MUM: Well hurry the fuck up, I need to shit as well and your Dad's downstairs fucking your sister in the other toilet.
SON: What?
MUM: What?
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish February 17, 2009
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The greatest, fattest, most beautiful man to ever grace this planet, no actually to ever grace the universe. We should all bow down to him for he is perfection. All hail spaloni.
The greatest, fattest, most beautiful man to ever grace this planet, no actually to ever grace the universe. We should all bow down to him for he is perfection. All hail spaloni.
Spaloni is the best
by Spazloni December 23, 2008
Get the spaloni mug.Sialkot (Urdu/Punjabi: سیالکوٹ), the capital of Sialkot District, is a city situated in the north-east of the Punjab province in Pakistan at the feet of the snow-covered peaks of Kashmir near the Chenab river. Formerly, Sialkot has been the winter-capital of the State of Kashmir. The city is about 125 km (78 mi) north-west of Lahore and only a few kilometres from Jammu in India.
Sialkot the City of Business...
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Sialkot is Pakistan's second largest source of foreign exchange earnings through its exports and remittances from overseas manpower. For the past several decades, the manufacturers and exporters of the city have been awarded the annual national Exports award by the Federation of Pakistan Chambers of Commerce and Industry. Sialkot has an Industrial Estate and an Export Processing Zone. Another Export Processing Zone is planned along the Sialkot Lahore Motorway. The per capita Income of Sialkot is ranked among the highest in Pakistan. Honda Motors is planning to establish its second car manufacturing plant in Sialkot. The UAE-based multinational Coastal Group International will also invest US $1 billion to set up a Mercedes car manufacturing plant near Sambrial, Sialkot.
Sialkot is best.. best of best......
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Sialkot the City of Business...
- Economy and Industry -
Sialkot is Pakistan's second largest source of foreign exchange earnings through its exports and remittances from overseas manpower. For the past several decades, the manufacturers and exporters of the city have been awarded the annual national Exports award by the Federation of Pakistan Chambers of Commerce and Industry. Sialkot has an Industrial Estate and an Export Processing Zone. Another Export Processing Zone is planned along the Sialkot Lahore Motorway. The per capita Income of Sialkot is ranked among the highest in Pakistan. Honda Motors is planning to establish its second car manufacturing plant in Sialkot. The UAE-based multinational Coastal Group International will also invest US $1 billion to set up a Mercedes car manufacturing plant near Sambrial, Sialkot.
Sialkot is best.. best of best......
See the Sialkot in wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sialkot
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Sialkot the great city of Pakistan.
Sialkot is Pakistan's second largest source of foreign exchange earnings through its exports and remittances from overseas manpower.
Sialkot is Pakistan's second largest source of foreign exchange earnings through its exports and remittances from overseas manpower.
by ZohaibJi October 16, 2008
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by Allen Penkofsky October 7, 2004
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He is always referred to as either: svalkobuum, god of wood or farther of all nature. It is worth noticing that svalkobuum, while being his name, is not to be named with any capital letters. The svalkism religion says that the name was bestowed open them with no capital letters, and therefore should not be mentioned with capital letters.
He is always referred to as either: svalkobuum, god of wood or farther of all nature. It is worth noticing that svalkobuum, while being his name, is not to be named with any capital letters. The svalkism religion says that the name was bestowed open them with no capital letters, and therefore should not be mentioned with capital letters.
To the farther of all nature, svalkobuum. I offer you my all, to serve thy greatness, to the best of my humble abilities.
by svalk May 17, 2021
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