sakkos

One of the most un-approachable, angry, people to be encountered. these people are derived from the deep, african safari. found in mole caves that they dig in the ground. the people are known as, and call themselves, the sakkotrabates. the sakkotrabates are known as a low level, scum tribe. lowest on the totem pole of life, the sakkotrabates are known to interbreed with each other, making mungoloid babies. these mungoloids are to be served as "goons" for defense of the tribe. it took the tribe little time to create a small army for defense. they all have a strict diet, and daily regimen. their day starts off at 6:00 am. rolling out of bed, and doing 1,000 push ups. (due to their interbreeding, the mungoloids have a sort of, "retard strength"). after he workout, they feed on a pourage, consisting of afterbirth, seemen, from the tribe leader, (for strength) and dingleberries, from the rare shit eagle. this changes the sakkotrabate mungoloids into raging monsters. their tribe slowly spread along the eastern coastlines of africa. causing a stiff decline in social, economical, and political prosperity. soon, the sakkotrabates worked their greasy fingers into the american way of life. nowadays, you can still spot a sakkotrabate, if you look real hard, they are usually found in upscale towns, driving upscale cars. (to disguise their swill way of life). beware of the almighty sakkotrabate mungoloid. they are rather unapproachable, and should not be spoken to. although their native tongue is strait up african (clicking and clacking), they have formed their own dialect of it, which includes the swinging of arms, and violent banana peeling. do not go near one of these primates. do not compliment them on their cars. they do not care. they just want your dingleberries, and seemen, to make them feel more close to home.

look at that num nums car.... man he's drooling and everything. he must be some sort of sakkos retard or something...

by tirdmonster October 18, 2008

Spankorama

1)The art of continuous spanking

2)Spanking when in a delusional manner

It's spankorama week lets spank the pandas (panda spanking)

by Ghno June 23, 2009

Spankography

Kind of porn designed for instant results(no frills but plenty of spills)when time is of the essence. No stories,not seductive disrobing just straight into it.

James was pleased to see the display of spankography at the Sperm Donors clinic.He knew not only would his balls be lighter but his pockets would be bulging.

by cpRtech July 18, 2007

spakkafied

When you are so stoned you feel like a spakka (retard). You can also feel spakkafied from a heavy weekend or wired off ur bean

Chong - “how’s that lemo treating ya lad”

Lang - “mush I’m absolutely spakkafied me can’t see”

Chong - “hard”

by Chongmed May 10, 2023

spakk spakk

The written form of the sound a cobra makes when spiting venom

Dude did you hear that spakk spakk when she talked?

by Nushi November 8, 2006

Spako

A shortened word for spastic

Hey, i think your a right spako, go hang around with the other spako's.

by psyco jello September 11, 2006

Spakooza

To jack-off in public view esp. in class, at work, or at a restaurant. No matter what the circumstance, the person will jack-off because he isn't embarrassed or isn't aware of his surroundings.

Just a few days ago a pothead pulled a spakooza in Health class. He ended up being expelled from school.

by TMZ June 11, 2006