Spack 

A Spack is someone who would be part of a group that consists of other Spacks and be assigned their own Spack number (Spack No.1, Spack No.2 etc.)

An ideal Spack would have a good interest in music and listen to artists such as The Strokes, ELO, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Aitch, Stormzy etc, play Warzone, spack (spank) themselves on the leg from time to time, have a sense of humour similar to what is seen in Spack No.1, support Southampton FC - however people who would like to be Spacks and do not have these things in common will still be considered.

Spack No.1 (head spack) is located in Bournemouth - Bournemouth is the home of Spack HQ

Spack by Jack Spank9049 March 12, 2023

Spack 

A general smattering of things spread about, could be loose buds in tobacco, could be a bunch rice spilt on a kitchen bench.

Spacky to be spread out and not as good as it could be

Someone asks for a ciggie and you warn them "there's scattered spack in there watch out"

"The plums on the trees are a bit spacky this year" - there's not many plums on the tree this year

Spack by anonymous December 22, 2023

Spack 

Synonym for playlist, generally used after the word album to describe a group of albums or songs together.

He listened to his album spack daily

Spack by Samanabori June 5, 2025

Spack Dancer 

A retard who lives with Nogtard and dances to gay pop songs while Monk and Mick deliver Sargent's apple pies to Nogtard.

Oh no, we can't deliver Nogtard's pies.

Why not?

There's a spack dancer having a fit in the living room.

Spack Dancer by flappy dickwad July 25, 2009

Spack Wagon 

Spacking one Wagon implies that you used an over the top amount of force where usually less than 5% of the force you used would have done the job just as well. Thus Spacking the Wagon of your target.

"LollArz! Did j00 s33 me bring teh Spack Wagon down on his Behindage?"

Spack Wagon by The Lawn November 18, 2007

Spack head 

A thing you get called by stunningly superior people when you do or say something amazingly stupid.

1. You bleedin spack head, you just spilt my beer.
2. An oxymoron is not a dumb ox you stupid spack head.
3. IT'S NOT IN THE DRAWER. Well, what's this then you spack head.

Spack head by Collers February 6, 2008

Spack No.1 

As of now, this Spack is currently the head and manager and leader and supervisor and advisor and employer of all Spacks!

As you would expect from a Spack, he likes spanking, his room is very messy, he likes PS4 and spiderman. He is very bad at GTA and Warzone. He is also into Spack music. He also has a habbit of punching walls when things don't go his way

So as you can see Spack No.6, this is Spack No.1!

Spack No.1 by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022