shyamala

means Sri Lankan goddess , is normally the best mother but has a short temper. Dont mess with her.

Damn Shyamala is a goddess bro.

by epoillac November 22, 2017

M. Night Shyamalan

When having anal sex and out of nowhere your partner poops out a turd that looks exactly like Bruce Willis

Tom had to drink Lysol for a month after his girl M. Night Shyamalaned directly into his mouth.

by Ligs June 3, 2019

Shyamalending

When the ending of a book, play tv series or movie has such a dramatic and unforseen twist that it is an ending worthy of the director M. Knight Shyamalan (The Sixth Sense, The Happening, Unbreakable, After Earth).

Derp 1: Man I just watched the last episode of Lost...I don't even... I just did not see that coming at all.

Derp 2: Yeah I saw it too. It was a Shyamalending if ever I saw one.

by TheZenWithin May 31, 2013

M. Night Shyamalan-ed

to make someone believe one thing, only for it to play out in the opposite direction.

when one expects a particular event to play out based on initial assumptions but, have it actually play out with a different result.

with his slicked back pompadour, diamond earrings and pronounced lisp, people just assumed Barry was gay. but, they later found out he M. Night Shyamalan-ed them all when he showed up at the company party with his gorgeous wife.

by bottomboy tj January 31, 2019

M. Night Shyamalan

To cum onto a woman's stomach, unannounced. The origin stems from the fact that this act has an element of shock and surprise, but is not truly frightening. This twist at the end, gives its it whole new spin, much like one of Shyamalan's movies.

So I was with Dustin the other night, then bam, plot twist, I was M. Night Shyamalaned.

I had to grab a hand towel from the bathroom after that M. Night Shyamalan.

by thesky'snotyellowit'schicken March 21, 2009

Shyamalan-ma-ding-dong

noun; A extrordinarily gay plot twist in a movie or book that ruins the book and is way to ridiculous to be relevent. From director M. Night Shyamalan who is known for his insane ideas about how stories are supposed to work.

John: How did the movie end?

Jane: Terribly, it turned out the guy's father was a tree or something.

John: Wow, now that's a shyamalan-ma-ding-dong!

by metsfan February 24, 2009

somamabitch

Variation of son of a bitch. Often used by the comedian Bernie Mack.

Pronuciation: sum-ah-ma-bitch, say it real fast.

I beat that somamabitch until da white meat show'd.

by Blowfish August 17, 2005