Hide yo daughters, hide yo wives; he will mercilessly steal your girl, and will court another as his sidechick cause
one ain't enough.
Sweet, charismatic, and filthy rich, he is synonymous with the word "randva", yet will
get friendzoned by the person he likes the most. Also, did I mention he's filthy rich, and has been to more countries than you can possibly fathom?
Girl, I went out clubbing yesterday and I saw this absolute hunka hunka chode-
monster 69, and my pants were instantly
dripping!
Oh girl you so lucky, these Syamantaks are really rare to spot!