stopped up

To not be able to take a shit.

Man i'm all stopped up. I haven't been able to take a shit in 4 days. When it breaks free it isn't gonna be pretty so stand clear.

by jimmybomm April 27, 2020

Sophed

Verb: A style of prank, when you get randomly bamboozled, generally via text, but occasionally in real life, you have been sophed.

Richard: Hey, how are you today?
Sophie: The penis is just a fleshy human straw to the testicals....
If we all just carried severed penises around to use instead of plastic straws we could save the turtles..
Richard: Interesting perspective...
Keziah: Oh dear, Richard - you've just been Sophed!

by puzzlemaster July 17, 2020

Souped em

When you get someone all excited for no reason but in reality you was dead cappin.

Yo Rodney I think FedEx left some equipment for you out front! Really? Thanks buddy I’ll go check.

Souped em!!! (There’s actually nothing out front)

by Vic and Elby November 10, 2021

Soft soaped

One who ejaculates when the penis is flacid i.e Soft soapin

"Man that bitch was so hot I soft soaped"

by Ty Baker November 5, 2011

Bean souped

To be high or intoxicated.

"Dude man I'm bean souped out my mind right now."

by Shocks January 18, 2010

Souped Up Short Bus

2. Anything so rare that seeing it even once is noteworthy.

2. I saw Muamar Gadhafi at a NASCAR competition, wearing a Charlie Daniels Band T-shirt and a pair of cutoffs. I was so shocked, it was like seeing a souped up short bus.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 21, 2011

.exe has stopped working

Usually when someone is very confused in a text conversation they would send a meme that reads out: “___.exe has stopped working” This originated from a Windows pop-up message if a window takes too long to respond.

Guy #1: Everything in the world is either made of bananas or not bananas...

Guy #2: *Guy #2.exe has stopped working*

Guy #1: lol

by Fingynium July 26, 2020