Saboner

when an asian gets a boner that lasts for 5 minute, and in that 5 minutes fucks egg rolls.

That dude over there is a Saboner

by Shannen January 13, 2005

sooner

A woman (or i suppose in this politically correct age equally a man) who is very ugly indeed, at least a three bagger, that one has slept with, or might sleep with.

Derived from the fact that you would sooner bite off your own arm than move it from under her and risk waking her up the next morning.

'Look at the sooner!'
'Would you?'
'No'
'Really?'
'Definatly not!'
'She fancies you.'
'You reckon?'
'Yeah'
'Well, if I don't do any better by the end of the night...'

by TeaPee April 17, 2006

siboner

Expressing the act of an erection in a German Like Accent

"Look at SiBoner on that guy!"

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

Boomer Sooner

What you yell upon hearing what contemporary Texas country douchebags have done to country music. Being a Texan and yelling this is not uncommon. No one cares about your country slut girlfriend!

Bert: They’re having a concert down at the local honkytonk.

Me: by who?

Bert: Koe Wetzel

Me: F@ck that, go yourself, Boomer Sooner!!!

by ZachAttack94 May 14, 2021

the sooners

PFFF Longhorns suck ya ok who got slaughtered 55-19 and asked USC to run the ball so the clock wouldnt stop in the Orange Bowl

Longhorns at least won the Rose Bowl

Sooners suck there streak of beating the Longhorns is doen this year

by Rob Chaboyer September 18, 2005

Saboner

a very annoying, but fun Sabina. Sometimes may jock you but is still loved *** cough by many. =)

Yo Saboner stfu.

by Mahi chacha October 22, 2008

Saboner

a boy who tends to play with his own poo and smells the poo particles which get in his eyes causing him to get pink eye.

if you like the smell of poo your a saboner

by Breaver Big D November 23, 2007