Sober

A derogatory term for boring people.

*Guy walks into a bar*
Bartender: What can I get you this evening?
Guy: I'll just have a glass of water, thanks.
Bartender: Why so sober?

by Davidsftwk September 07, 2012

sober

when you drink or get high and the effects go away overtime

“yeah i was high but now im sober bro”

by lakesidequan March 09, 2019

Sober

1. an acronym standing for Son-Of-a-Bitch, Everything Real

2. A state in which there is no drugs or alcohol in the body

3. An unpleasant state after a night of consuming alcohol or drugs see hangover

I wasn't sober when the cops pulled me over so now I have a DUI

by oops1644 January 02, 2008

Sober

The useless waste between when u wake up and noon

I was sober once. That’s why I don’t wake up till noon.

by Chief chokes on dick October 13, 2018

sober

Someone or something that is fair and trustworthy - not dodgy.

"You better not be messing me about with this deal."
"No mate, I promise, it's sober."

by Dirty Shambler May 03, 2006

sober

To be top of the line. Awsome. Best you can get. Clean.

Man that new Neon you got is sober!!! check out the sterio in that thing!

I can't wait till i get in my new apartment. It's going to be so sober!

by CJ Miles May 16, 2006

boy sober

not talking to a boy,talking about boys, or dating a boy

Ella Kate: Did you talk to Derick about yalls relationship?
Isabella: no, I told him I was boy sober.

by aly$$a_ November 02, 2017