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Snubstitute

To snubstitute is to non-consensually replace something that belongs to another person with something of lesser value.

Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.
1) "Jimmy snubstituted my Coke for Diet Coke again, what the hell?"

2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."
by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011
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Sophomore Sluts

The sophomore sluts are high school girls who somehow over the summer transform from awkward freshman girls into curvy, giggling, glittered up, party skanks. It is unknown how this transformation occurs, but top scientists theorize that it is some sort of witchcraft that causes the metamorphosis into a sophomore slut. They can be identified by their shorts that leave half of their ass hanging out, cheap multi-colored hair extension, and trashy tramp stamps. They are a senior girls worst enemy as they make it their personal mission to claim the senior guys for themselves, and seem to hold some magical allure for such guys.
Senior Girl: God, this skank just stole my boyfriend! We've been together since freshman year, how can he just leave me for some sophomore?

Wise Friend: She must be one of the Sophomore Sluts. Trust me, there was nothing you could do. He just can't help it.
by Funnylover May 8, 2014
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D's nuts

you can suck on D's nuts
by "D" Dog September 8, 2005
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snotsdale

What everyone who doesn't live in Scottsdale AZ calls Scottsdale. Mainly because of the perception that all residents of Scottsdale have a condescending attitude.
I really need to do some heavy duty shopping but I don't want to go to Snotsdale.
by hahum May 6, 2008
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Slutshirt

A shirt that a slutty girl wears (and wears it more than most of her other sluttly shirts) and is the sluttiest shirt she owns. It could be low cut, see through, spaghetti straps, tube top etc.

It is also the sluts "signature" shirt. So if you see a slut, and your not sure its her, you'll know because its her slutshirt.
"Hey Mikey, theres that hott chick Summer rockin' that shirt she always wears a lot."
"Jim, thats her slutshirt! It makes her tits jiggle to where we can see!"

or

"Hey Cindy, you wear that shirt alot! its super slutty! Stop wearing it!"
"No fucking way! Its my slutshirt!"
by summerbabybikinigirl November 12, 2009
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Snus

An excellent tobacco product from Sweden. Comes in portion and loose.

Portion is a pouch of snus that is usually placed under the upper lip.

Loose snus is formed into a pris by hand or with a special tool (Prismaster, icetool, etc.). Loose is usually used by more experienced users.

Snus contains more nicotine than cigarettes but is much safer simply because there is no smoke. The tobacco is steam cured and sometimes pasteurized to remove deadly or cancer causing TSNAs. The 4 main ingredients in snus are salt, water, flavorings, and of course - Tobacco.

Snus can be used anywhere. It is barely noticeable under the lip and you don't need to spit while using it.

Snus carries a warning that it CAN cause cancer. Cancer as a direct use of snus is very rare.
Paul: Hey man can I bum a ciggy?

Evan: Don't use them anymore. You can have some snus, its a lot safer and tastes great.
by shortiee4 August 21, 2008
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slutsquatch

A slut that gets around so quick all pictures of her are blurry.
I tried to get a picture of you with that girl but she's a real slutsquatch and it's all blurry.
by readthis May 12, 2013
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