snuke

Suitcase nuke. Small enough to fit in a very wide gap.

There's a snuke in Hil-Dog's snatch.

by Bill2 December 15, 2008

snaked

Removing an object too fast during anal sexual activity that causes the person receiving to deficate.
Much like a plumber "snakes" a drain.

Last night, while fucking Jayme in the ass, I snaked her. She blasted a shit nugget across the room, and it stuck to the mirror.

by gerbilmuncher April 15, 2011

Snaked

A malicious act of lunch cutting wherein an acquaintance or friend (but not a total stranger) makes a successful play for your beau, fully aware that you had first dibbs. usually undertaken when you haven't arrived at the party yet or are too off your face to notice.

ROSA: so she said she hooked up with Marchie last weekend

ETA: mole! she knows that boy's mine!

ROSA: yeh she snaked you babz

by ETAROSA September 26, 2008

snuke

When you either accidentally or deliberately to be ironic type "smile" with your right hand on the wrong keys.

Originated in text-based MUDs in the 90s where users would type commands into the console to "emote."

Example 1.

Person 1: I love you so much, dearest.
Person 2: Sweet! *SNUKE*

Example 2.

"say I just slayed that level 50 dragon!"
You say: I just slayed that level 50 dragon!

"Hrothgar: snuke"
Hrothgar tries to type "smile" but his hands are on the wrong keys!

by Shiggity & Trionna May 25, 2012

snaked

when someone your are closely related to takes your girlfriend out from under you

dude you snaked my girfriend

by quickquack February 22, 2008

Snoked

The act of being so deep in the friend zone that your girl/fan asks for advice on new potential bars.

Holland is snoked because he judged her tan lines without seeing the tits.

by YaBoyEphlat July 26, 2018

snoked

v: to kill off a character in an unsatisfactory way while also squashing all character development and wold building for the sake of subverting expectations.

The Night King was snoked in the final season of Game of Thrones

by Backstage Bum August 20, 2019