Wisconsin Snow Blower

Basically 69 but both people start with snow in their mouths.

Wanna pound some Milwaukee’s Best and then I’ll give you a Wisconsin Snow Blower?

by WisconsinSnowBlower December 20, 2021

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Portuguese Snow-Blower

Cocaine Flatulence; Portuguese Snowblower is the well practiced art of blowing a line of coke up someone’s ass and letting them fart in your face.

My innocence was lost after those white girls showed me what a Portuguese Snow-Blower is.

by Pappa_Snowflake November 24, 2022

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When you get so frustrated and desperate after 2 months of non-stop snow storms, that you are willing to blow the first guy with a shovel, that knocks on your door, in order to get your property cleared, and dig your car out. Different from an ordinary whore with a pizza delivery boy, in that you are only blowing said person because of the copious amounts of snow, and possibly some cabin fever. Very common in rural areas!

This Winter in the Northeast was so bad that it turned all of the women, and a few guys I know too, into Snow-Blowers. I'm just glad I was able to help out all of my neighbors, and save them the inconvenience of shoveling, while getting more than $10 and a cup of hot coco. I can't wait until next year. I'm hoping all the Global Warming nonsense is just something the government is making up. I might move to Buffalo! Let it snow, let it snow!!!

by Tonytoys March 7, 2015

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