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snatch-snorkeling

A favorite sport among drunken college girls. Similar to muff-diving but you don't have to hold your breath as long. It's a novice sport... Usually lacking any sort of commitment and requires only alcohol and/or drug induced lesbian tendencies. A go to for the straight girl after a break-up.
Yeah, my Ex left Mydickland on a short vacation... I'm pretty sure she's just snatch-snorkeling and taking in the sights.... she'll be back soon enough..
by Vaginal-Voyager February 24, 2014
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smocking

Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification.

While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.
She thinks he wants to use her as the canvas for his next masterpiece, but he's just smocking.
by Carino Risagallo April 25, 2006
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snackling

pretty much the most amazing word in the world. It even has a specific day now. meaning basically anything optimistic. can be adopted to describe more things, eg.snackly, snackle ect.
why maxi, you're looking oh so snacklicious this morning.

me."and how might you be on this fine snackly day?"
him."snackling is not a word"
me."fuckyou"



HAPPY SNACKLING DAY.
by marmite. December 17, 2008
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Fly Snooking

The act of sitting in a half full bath tub with an erection so only the head of the penis protrudes through the water. Catch a house fly and tear the wings off. Place the de-winged fly on the head of the penis, it will be unable to fly or swim away. Allow the fly to walk around stimulating the penis to orgasm.
Alan was a real sick ticket he was always getting caught fly snooking.
by Sic Wills September 6, 2008
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Cock Snorkling

The act of holding a penis next to your head as you suck on a teste.
"I should've got this chick some goggles, 'cause she was straight cock snorkling me."
by CockCousteau September 1, 2011
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Snacking At A Buffet

Not using something to it's full potential
1:
A: How did you spend your 1,000 dollars.

B: Spent it on my girlfriend

A: Way to snack at a buffet, asshole.

2:
A: I heard C only uses his Xbox for music

B: Yeah, he's definitely snacking at a buffet
by Onemanarmy675 November 12, 2011
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snorfling

That wierd air sucking sound you make when you wake up with one stuffed up nostril and you try to clear it out.
Bob was dreaming his pillow was jammed up his right nostril only to wake up snorfling due to a sinus infection.
by nuttybunny September 25, 2013
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