bolivian steamboat

the enraged act of shitting in someones pool, spa, or water feature.....if properly achieved the shit should float across the surface, giving off a plume of steam that packs an harrasing odur

the pensioner collapsed to his knees twitching, while having flashbacks to vietnam, for even the war had not prepared him for what awaited him in his beloved fish pond....he looked into the eye of the beast, it stared back..plumes of steam rising into the air....he would never know who did the deed....all he knew was someone had the first attack of many to come.....the dreaded bolivian steamboat....no fish scoop would ever take down this deamon

by the devious T August 4, 2006

steamboating

having sex with a girl doggy-style in the pool, in deep enough water that she has to keep paddling to stay afloat.

"I was in the pool with Catherine, and we ended up steamboating! The huffing and puffing when she ran out of breath only made it better!"

by Sinker23 May 28, 2006

Steamboated

The term for when you've consumed that much alcohol you think you can actually see Bob Marley in a hula skirt singing 'Baby it's cold outside'. The highest state of intoxication.

Jo: I went to a house party last night and necked a bottle of tequila. I was steamboated.
Bob: Good Times.
Jo: Yeah, til I thought my boyfriend was getting off with the wall and i battered it, and broke four fingers.
Bob: Bad times.

by GlewbyDoo_x April 29, 2009

sneakative

the act of being sneaky or sneaky like.

I don't know what's going on... Those people are being sneakative like.

by Sunshine Moonwalker Goose February 25, 2004

sneakdate

to date someone behind someone else's back after making a promise neither of you would date them.

Said on JONAS, the T.V. show starring the Jonas Brothers.

"Looks to me like we're all trying to sneakdate Maria." - Nick Jonas, as said by on JONAS.

by honestdater May 31, 2009

Dutch Steamboat

During anal sex:

shouts right-wing propaganda
despite libertarian values

(Reverse Dutch Steamboat:
shouts left-wing propaganda
despite wingnut values)

In an open letter, the girlfriends of more than 40 priests have called for a relaxation of the church's stance on celibacy to allow a limited range of sexual practices, including the reverse Dutch Steamboat, the Stockholm Slip'n'Slide and the Sorcerer's Apprentice.

by st_augustine May 29, 2010

steamboat susie

A steamboat Susie is the act of shitting in a long party balloon then putting it in the freezer for half of an hour and proceeding to beat someone up with it

I steamboat Susied Jim yesterday

by Impressive name November 9, 2013