A disgustingly unattractive male/female, someone whom you'd rather saw off your own arm with a butter knife and feed it to a hoard of venomous serpents than sleep with.
Jim: 'You should have seen this bird last night. She wanted a piece.'
Bob: 'Did you shag it?'
Jim: 'Nah you should have seen the state of it. She was a right Trog.'
Bob: 'Bad Times.'
Bob: 'Did you shag it?'
Jim: 'Nah you should have seen the state of it. She was a right Trog.'
Bob: 'Bad Times.'
by GlewbyDoo_x April 30, 2009
The term for when you've consumed that much alcohol you think you can actually see Bob Marley in a hula skirt singing 'Baby it's cold outside'. The highest state of intoxication.
Jo: I went to a house party last night and necked a bottle of tequila. I was steamboated.
Bob: Good Times.
Jo: Yeah, til I thought my boyfriend was getting off with the wall and i battered it, and broke four fingers.
Bob: Bad times.
Bob: Good Times.
Jo: Yeah, til I thought my boyfriend was getting off with the wall and i battered it, and broke four fingers.
Bob: Bad times.
by GlewbyDoo_x April 30, 2009
accompanied by Bad times. Made famous by infamous hair man Justin Lee Collins. Used to describe two situations in the same sentence.
Michael: I got smashed last night while playing centurian. Good times. But then I fell over my own foot and smashed my head off a concrete pavement. Bad times.
by GlewbyDoo_x March 03, 2009