shattered finger syndrome

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.

You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...

by SeanG March 20, 2008

scattergun

the stock weapon for the scout class in team fortress 2 its also considered the best choice by the majority of the scout main comunity

person1: That scout has a strange scattergun with alot of kills
person2: thats cause hes a scunt

by sniper nate October 21, 2020

Ass Spatter

When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.

Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!

by MJH3 January 11, 2010

Twat Swatter

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When a woman prevents another woman from getting laid.

Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!

by Tatiana is a punk rocker May 8, 2010

Twat Swatter

A female, who prevents another female from scoring with a guy. The female equivalent to a cock blocker, the twat swatter tends to be malicious in her means and often interferes with other women s chances for her own gain.

He was about to take me home, but then that Twat Swatter came and offered him another drink, fucking bitch!

by KimchiNoodle June 12, 2010

twatter swatter

a. The analogue of cock-blocking. When someone prevents another girl from getting laid.

b. Can also be used to describe a man swiftly rejecting a woman.

a. Did you see Bellington totally twatter swatter Raisins last night at the bar?

b. I was on my game last night. I was totally twatter swattering chicks all night until I found the right one to take home.

by thebearjew86 September 17, 2010

scattered

The state of one's mind after a seretonin depleting weekend, associated with drug culture, generally refers to the after effects of ecstasy on the following day of consumption.

i'm so scattered after last night.
Man i'm so scat (colq').

by Wassim May 28, 2003