The Creature aka Smeagol

That one friend one likes that does the following...
- UGLYIER THAN A BLUE WAFFLED COVERED IN SHIT
- Resembles the creature named Smeagol
- Stays silent the whole time when he is with you...so silent that you won't even know until he does the CREATURE SCREEEH (will be defined next)
- Creature Screech = the sound it makes when its circle jacking, mad, happy, any other emotion and sounds like a mix a jackal being raped by elephant and a lil gurl screaming
- Plays xbox live only to play gay music, say nothing, and pretend to be a hard nigga in front of his few friends
- Has a Creature Cave
- Can't bench more than the bar ITSELF
- Cusses like a PUSSY ASS PUNK BITCH FUCKER that got neutered to prevent the spread of Creatureism
- Weighs less than 90lbs
- Circle jacks himself to sleep every night + ask anyone near him to join him in it
- You will Nickelback or Creed when he is near

None can be given about The Creature aka Smeagol. Last time it was nearly hunted to extinction . At least one must present to serve as example of what to avoid becoming.

by Reverend Gucci August 9, 2012

dirty smeagol

when you deep throat someone until they gurgle "gollum" three times

i dirty smeagoled her mom till her throat was sore

by slipknotic7 November 20, 2009

Dirty Smeagol

1) Someone or something that is ill, unwashed or generally in a bad condition.

2) An unsavoury character

3) Someone of unfortunate looks that is slightly odd

1) "I was disgusted by the dirty smeagol begging at my feet"

2) "That tramp is following me around like a fly around shit, what a dirty smeagol!"

3) "That dirty smeagul was dropped on his head at birth and has 6 fingers"

by Jimlad86 July 8, 2010

The Smeagol Shuffle

When a girl is masturbating while squatting.

Hey, did you see Shannon doing The Smeagol Shuffle, the other day? Now THAT'S talent!

by Smeagolnumber1 March 14, 2023

Smeogol

1. Character from Lord of The Rings trilogy that is very sneaky and has a lust and desire for the ring. Also known as Gollum

2.A person mentally overtaken by an obsession who goes to extreme measures of any sort to obtain their desires or goals. Hard drug addicts commonly fit the definition or obsessive abusive partners that think of nothing else.

That crackhead at the bus depot was certainly the ultimate smeogol .

by Old school bossman September 9, 2020

Smeagoling

When your woman hops up on your cock on all 4s and rides you like your cock is her most precious.

Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.

by VirgoRising January 10, 2021

Smeagologist

A word with no particular meaning, but which might be applied to a person who has some beliefs which harmonize with mainstream Christianity, some which don't, and a whole lot more they are just not sure of.

As Smeagologist is not a word you will find in the dictionary, the meaning will probably emerge at some point, in a distorted form on the Internet's Urban Dictionary. However, I chose it because it doesn't have a particular meaning, and would be equal to me saying, "I have some beliefs which I think may harmonize with those of mainstream Christianity, some I think which don't, and a whole lot more that I'm just not sure about."

29 November 2012 by headheart at Theology Web Campus

by headheart December 4, 2012