smartical

to be smartt. a.k.a. a genius. (smartt ass)

Desirae is one of the most smartical 8th graders.

by Dorkis D. January 5, 2007

Smarticle

Someone who is very intelligent or smart. A noun for someone who has a lot of knowledge or has exhibited quite intelligent traits.

Drea: "I DISCOVERED THE CURE FOR CANCER!"
Lele: " you are such a smarticle!!"

Lucy: "Ugh there are so many smarticles in my chem class.. i just can't handle it"
Drea: "haha i don't have to take P.E., you lucer!"

by Harriet.Potter August 18, 2009

smartickle

smartickle (smar tih kul) NOUN. A particle of smartness, or intelligence.

In the bestiary of subatomic particles, none is faster than the smartickle. This weightless, inertialess positively charged unit of energy is so fast, it only exists in the future. It is always leaving us behind.

They can be found in large quantities near preschools, but the number of smartickles steadily decreases at schools until graduation from college, when the level reaches zero.

by Maxhole June 23, 2009

Self Smartification

The Wisdom and Brilliance that is the "AWESOME"

through self smartification our employees can improve higher brain function

by El Castillo Grande April 15, 2010

Smartillery

Ordnance that has been designed for use within ballistic weaponary (howitzers, field guns, self propelled artillery) to deliver precision strike capabilities.

The M982 Excalibur is an example of smartillery weapons.

by zimbot099 March 26, 2013

sharticulate matter

Minor particles located in your undies that sometimes accompanies a shart

I will need to wash these out soon to get this sharticulate matter out of my shorts.

I think I pooped a little

by papaw jeff November 12, 2013

Smarticle

Calling some one smart in a very sarcastic way. Usually it implies that the person being called 'smarticle' thinks they are brilliant, but they also think 'smarticle' is a real word.

Amy: I feed my cat dog food last night
Lizzie: *rolls eyes* Wow, your smarticle.

by roseypanda199 September 19, 2009