A mark left on someone's flesh resulting from being slapped by a penis. The impact of thebulbous glans penis and narrower shaft leaves a mark with a shape much like that of the fruiting body of a mushroom.
Your mother wasn't very careful with her teeth when she was sucking my wang, so I pulled my dong out of her mouth and beat her on the face with it, leaving several mushroom-shaped welts that developed into bruises that were clearly visible when she picked you up from school later that day.
by Baller-Ass Nigga June 17, 2004
Get the mushroom-shaped welt mug.Something that has gone pear-shaped has gone wrong: this is based on the visualisation of a plan being like a perfect circle. When something goes wrong, the plan is distorted and becomes pear-shaped.
by Wowbagger (the Infinitely Prolonged) June 11, 2003
Get the Pear-shaped mug.When something potentially good has gone disastrously wrong. Similar to "taking a turn for the worst" or going "pete tong".
"It all went pear-shaped for England when that shavne headed fool stepped up for the first pen, innit".
by Andy Cooke June 28, 2004
Get the gone pear-shaped mug.A way of saying you're high. It's not very common to be heard around, but for the few who constantly blaze, they will more likely know what it means.
Boy: Dude! I am snaped out of my mind right now!
Boy 2: That's great, i was snaped earlier, but its worn off
Boy 2: That's great, i was snaped earlier, but its worn off
by alexandah May 5, 2010
Get the snaped mug.by Stacy Jo March 24, 2008
Get the U-shaped mug.To get extremely drunk or high, the result being utterly random and stupid (yet highly enjoyable) behaviour.
Chris: What you get up to at the weekend?
The Other Chris: Oh man we got totally dog-shaped. I still can't find my left shoe and I don't know where that hat-stand came from.
The Other Chris: Oh man we got totally dog-shaped. I still can't find my left shoe and I don't know where that hat-stand came from.
by The Meme February 6, 2009
Get the Dog-Shaped mug.Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"
Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."
Bob: "Fuck."
Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."
Bob: "Fuck."
by kufye October 17, 2021
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