slizzard

a very slutty lizzard

that animal is a slizzard

by casley July 1, 2008

sluzzle

originated in ESSJ

1. term for a chick you don't really care about but you might bang her just for fun.

2. term for a new chick you meet thats down to mess around on the night that you meet her.

tich: "hey what'd you do last night?"
Ron: "came up on some sluzzles last night, it was fuckin sick."

by hmj v January 8, 2006

scuzzard

a dirty looking molester type man over 40 whos hands are permanently cupped in masturbation mode

the scuzzard masturbates and farts simultaneously

by ryen March 11, 2003

sluzba mac!

It's always annoyoing when you're not being helped when needed. Kurwa mac is a strong Polish curse. Sluzba means service, servants. "Sluzba mac" is therefore the perfect definition of someone who fails to assist.

Dough Boy: Today I'll cook some more shabby chicken soup. Why is the pot I need dirty?!? SLUZBA MAC!!!!

by Swissmiz August 11, 2010

slizzard

A combination between a snake and a lizard that is only able to live off beer and occasionally Jack Daniels .

GET THAT SLIZZARD OFF MY LAWN BEFORE IT DRINKS ALL MY BEER!

by getthatslizzardoffmylawn October 12, 2010

slizzard blizzard

A party in which everyone is completely wasted or so high its a blur. A blizzard of drunkenness.

Dude, that party was just not happenin' until i walked in with the bottles of Skyy and started a slizzard blizzard.

by sexyshe September 15, 2010

slizzard

So drunk that you really do think you are a lizzard

Jordan: Hey Mike what wrong with you?
Mike: *HHHIIIISSSSSSS
Drew: Damn he's really slizzard

by Christian Beast September 30, 2010