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Slurping Turtle

"That bitch gave me a slurping turtle last night, it took like an hour for me not to come."
by Das Kabong December 16, 2011
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Slurrting

The act of flirting while intoxicated, complete with slurred speech, thus making it ineffective on the target, and unlikely to lead to sex. The only exception is when your target is equally drunk.
Andrew thought he was spitting good game, but he was really just slurrting, so of course he got rejected.

She was so drunk she made out with some guy who started slurrting with her.
by B. Dilla the Beat Killa January 24, 2010
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scorching balls

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."
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Slurping yams

When you give a blowjob but the man cannot get hard
"Hey, did you hear Carson slurped Shimmon's yams at the party the other night?"

"Yeah, she tried him twice too"

"Talk ably slurping yams"
by 4Nero June 6, 2014
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searching for truffles

The act of oral sex which inevitably leads to the sound a swine might make whilst foraging for fungi
Girls love it when guys go searching for truffles in their never regions
by Lovin'theladyboys May 18, 2015
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scorching take

Kyle: Yo Selena Gomez low key looks like Margot Robbie
James: What a scorching take!!!
by thehandsomechild August 23, 2021
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Cock Slurping Dick Waffle

"Cock Slurping Dick Waffle" Is the ultimate possible insult that can exist (if you believe otherwise you are wrong btw)

Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction
Tom: You know what? I've had enough..

Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!

Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...

Chad: yeah? I'm a what?

Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE

Chad: ......Is that i-

The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...
by mexgema July 24, 2018
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