Slurrting 

The act of flirting while intoxicated, complete with slurred speech, thus making it ineffective on the target, and unlikely to lead to sex. The only exception is when your target is equally drunk.

Andrew thought he was spitting good game, but he was really just slurrting, so of course he got rejected.

She was so drunk she made out with some guy who started slurrting with her.

Slurrting by B. Dilla the Beat Killa January 24, 2010

Stop Squirting September 

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls

I’m participating in Stop Squirting September

Stop Squirting September by USOAv6 November 1, 2018

Semen Slurping 

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.

-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.

Semen Slurping by karqz May 8, 2021

Squirting Turtles

To take a crap. End of story.

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."

Squirting Turtles by CaWe March 20, 2004

Slurping Syndrome 

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.

Hey what's up?
Nothing much?
SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)

Slurping Syndrome by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010

Dick-slurping run 

A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.

Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run

Guy B: Hey can I come along too?

Guy A: No it's a one seater

Dick-slurping run by G-man-to-the-max December 19, 2014

slurring your text 

when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable

(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.

slurring your text by extra_pickly_pickles January 30, 2010