slumass

someone considered to be lame or stupid, good substitute for “dumbass.”

Josh is such a slumass.

by imboredlol24 August 19, 2021

Slipaloupaphobia

The fear of being chased around a kitchen table by a wolf, while wearing socks.

I have terrible slipaloupaphobia!

by Briller November 19, 2010

slumazing

Being so amazing one is accidentally considered slutty, and vice versa.

Sophia is more slumazing than bitchtastic , I'm afraid.

by Rodger McFlava July 13, 2011

slumazing

When one is so amazing, it is mistaken to be slutty. Derived from the words slut and amazing

Yo dude, those thigh high socks are slumazing!

by Jeremy Jojo July 13, 2011

Slugapov

Slugapov is a creature that resides in the pacific northwest. It is most often seen holding a beer/mixed drink ready to engage in various methods of social interaction. Its natural habitat is usually that of a damp and cool climate. Slugapov actually can shed its natural coat when the temperature reaches into the upper 40/low 50 degrees Fahrenheit. It enjoys this temperate weather and will easily become uncomfortable over anything over 60 degrees Fahrenheit. You can usually observe a slugapov trying to avoid the sun and extreme temperature by sleeping until noon and even much later into the day especially into the summer.


All slugapovs are descended from the motherland of USSR in previous years more commonly known as Estonia and Ukraine. Much of the year in these countries is cold and damp which makes it an ideal region to crawl around in and thrive.

Externally, a slugapov looks very symmetical, but upon a second look one can see that a slugapov has a slight protrusion by its solar plex. This little "pooch" or "gut" is vital to the overall health and well being of a slugapov. It is a notable characteristic that scientists can use to guage the overall health of the creature.

Hey slugapov lay off the beer for a day would you

by Por'que July 16, 2011

slipadicktome

woman:pull out your cock and slide it into my vagina, gentLY, PLEASE !!!

man:done !

I was so horny that I pulled off my underpants and asked him to slipadicktome.

by John R. January 4, 2004

Slumage

Definition:

1. A visual seen on lsd when plants on the ground seem to intertwine with the mud or dirt, mentally making it hard to walk on a flat surface

2. also can be used to discribe a huge mess

Example:

1. I can't continue walking through this slumage, I feel like I'm sinking.

2. New York is a slumage lets go back to PA.

by A-non Omus March 3, 2010