Slunch

Slunch
A type of mayonaise

"Can i please get my longchicken with less Slunch?"

by neelhtakfeelider November 17, 2016

Slunch

A large slice, typically of cake or pie. When you want to ask for a bunch of a dessert without seeming like a fatty.

Can I have a slunch of that chocolate cake?

by stingRay98 August 1, 2025

slunch

the slushy, muddy goop that is created when a car drives through snow with dirty tires.

ugh, look at all that slunch on the driveway.

by Garfibromyalgia November 7, 2021

Slunch

A hybrid between lunch and snacks, often consumed when you're too late for lunch but too early to snack like a responsible adult. It's like "Brunch" but a slightly disorganized cousin version — Slunch doesn’t follow rules. Slunch just vibes.

"I didn’t eat lunch, but I demolished a bag of chips, last night's cold pizza, and a protein bar around 3pm. So yeah, I guess that was my slunch."

“Bro, it’s 3.54pm! Too early for freaking chai. Wanna slunch?”

by vaultimor June 23, 2025