racial slowdown

A malady affecting black people that causes them to walk very slowly.Those that suffer from racial slowdown the most are those who must walk near or behind people who have racial slowdown. Those with the aforementioned condition are well known to block doorways and small corridors while walking slowly and speaking loudly. Curiously enough, the affects of racial slowdown on blacks does not transfer to running, in fact, the exact opposite occurs during this exercise. There is no known cure for racial slowdown but the best thing to do is to generally avoid those suffering from the condition.

Marvin suffers greatly from racial slowdown, and very sadly, the condition causes him to block corridors so no one can get through.

by B. Q. November 7, 2006

Slovokian chunks

Slovokian Chunks is the act of a male or female vomiting on a male's penis, and then performing oral sex in the process of cleaning it up. Slovokian chunks refers specifically to the act of vomit being eaten off of a males penis, and therefore slovokian chunks can not be performed on a female. Traditionally, the person who vomits on the penis eats the vomit off.

This is a sexual act with quite a lot of variations, because of all the different food you can eat. Different foods can change the taste of the vomit. It is not recommended to eat overly spicy food, as it could burn the penis an awful lot.

Guy 1
That bitch ate ice cream, and then vomited all over his dick in his car right outside dairy queen.
Guy 2
That slovokian chunks must've been cold. Needless to say, it was probably his last day at dairy queen.

Guy 1
After smelling horse shit, she vomited all over his horse jockey penis, but then ate it off.
Guy 2
That 6 foot tall horse jockey probably enjoyed that slovokian chunks.
Guy 3
Even if he did live in a trailer.

by Oh captain my captain March 19, 2010

slowjoe

a joe that is slow (Slowjoe). Also has been known to be slower than a regular joe. Can be found in sub-urban areas in southern New Jersey, often Tuckahoe. PLays Paintball, Lacrosse, and the drums (usually very slowly). Often found anteeking in his natural habitat.

Joe Scrocca, a mild mannered, supple boy of the tender age of 7. like taking candy from strangers and eating.Slowjoe

by slowjoe15 May 9, 2006

slowdotna

slang for the city of soldotna, alaska. Locals from there call their town this because of the lack of exciting events. Ironically, to visit there is quite fulfilling.

"I can't stand living in Slowdotna any longer."

by Jeremy Kriner September 12, 2006

slowmo

Someone who takes a long time to come out of the closet.

Julian took a long time to finally come out, he's such a slowmo.

by jkc August 7, 2012

Slowbodahism

The act of making a simple task difficult.

When somebody gives you more information that you really need.

by IchiBanStunna December 8, 2003

Slowbodahism

The act of talking over everyone head about stuff nobody cares about.

Mark: How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury.
Somebody else: Huh? Who cares.

by 4Shizzle December 10, 2003