Slothmonster

A man. Tends to have feminine legs and gets hard ons over rugby. Teresa is a milf and Prince Andrew needs to be left on the bench

Charles: “Oi Slothmonster, pass me the fucking ball”
Slothmonster: *Breathes heavily down the mic*

by Russel Bishop April 26, 2021

blazing sloth

A slow human that is usually blazed. He/She plays clash of clans frequently.

"Stop acting like a blazing sloth."
"Get off of your tablet you blazing sloth."

by Kiop765 February 24, 2014

slothin out

the moment after taking the first hit of weed when you are blackout drunk, causing complete incapacitation

"Yo spark that shit"
I'm wasted, boutta sloth out!"
"Same."

"You can't even move"
"I know dude, I'm slothin out"

by The Stoned Sloth February 5, 2014

Wet Sloth

When you get your dick soaked with lube or blowjob spit, then you fuck yo girl, slowly.

"Ya man, I gave your Mom a wet sloth last night!"

by dick slapper+2 August 7, 2016

STAY SLOTHY

To be the cool bada** person you are that everyone loves.

Goodnight bro, STAY SLOTHY

by Andres_1515 March 12, 2021

sloth on bark

Gripping one's package when sitting to keep hands warm and because it's comfortable as fuck.

"Dude... sloth on bark?"
"My nuts are cold, fuck off."

by Dingummy March 25, 2010

Slothliness

1) A human being who is proud of their chosen sedimentary lifestyle. Displaying traits of laziness and the ability to sit around for days on end, eating little and doing even less. Their biological clock tends to be set 5-10 hours behind the social norm. You will wait days for a response to any attempts at communication.

2) Someone of superior intelligence who is too lazy to do anything else then to sit around and do nothing but play video games and scam the government for free hand outs.

3) A dole bludging bogon.

Your slothliness is getting in the way of your becoming a millionaire.

by Jacoster, Arinar April 3, 2011